{"product_id":"surf-messiah-tee","title":"Surf Messiah Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAn oversized but cropped block-style tee in medium-weight white cotton. Centre art graphic is semi-distressed with ink marker texture in Easty’s trademark posca pen style. This tee runs large so I recommend taking a size down from your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eText reads:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e“I dunno. They’re out there every now and then. I heard talk in town thems boys are fightin’ over first spot through the portal that’s comin’. Some surf messiah come to take them where there’s waves.” “There’s no such thing as waves anymore.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e“I know,” he said, picking up a half empty beer, and swigging it. He flicked his other, emptier hand dismissively. “Cult crackpots.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003eHe took another sip and turned to look back at them again. Surely as he’d described, they remained steadfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e“There’s also no such thing has a fucking portal in the desert to a dimension where there’s still surf. Sure such a thing as sunburn though.” He snorted. “I always fucking hated surfers.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Please note, the ink marker texture varies between units due to printer variation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKate is 168cm, a size 6-8 and wears a small.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eJuzzy is 189cm and wears a small.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":42022091391085,"sku":"SQ2745288","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":42022091423853,"sku":"SQ7276020","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":42022091456621,"sku":"SQ1351168","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra large","offer_id":42022091489389,"sku":"SQ3882933","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0608\/3985\/4189\/files\/000081690001_a53de198-40a2-4e21-863e-42206b00ae92.jpg?v=1737626106","url":"https:\/\/eastybeasty.com\/products\/surf-messiah-tee","provider":"Easty Beasty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}